Concierge health coaching for tech founders. My personal phone, weekly 1:1, blood work standard. No teams. No PDFs. No excuses.
Your body is the operating system you run your business on. Treat it like one.
How it works
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My personal phone. Not Voxer. Not a 24-hour reply window. Not a team. Me. When you need an answer at 11pm on a Tuesday, you get one.
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Real call. Real time. Every week. Not optional. Not a chat thread. The synchronous contact is the part that actually changes behavior.
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When your data slips, I call you. Before you notice. Before the slide turns into a quit. The moment that usually kills coaching engagements is the moment I move first.
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Baseline panel + ongoing markers. Your protocol gets built off your actual physiology, not a guess. We measure, we adjust, we measure again.
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Before I change anything, I watch what you actually do for 72 hours. Sleep. Training. Food. Real data, not your self-report. Then we build.
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Training, nutrition, recovery — all built around your actual schedule, your actual baseline, your actual goals. Not a template with your name on it.
The mechanism
The math your business already runs on. Applied to the system that runs you.
Who you'd work with
I spent years watching founders treat their bodies the way they'd never treat their companies. Underinvested. Undermeasured. Run on caffeine and hope. So I built the system I wished existed for them. Now I'm the one running it.
The numbers
Average
7mo
client retention — more than double the three-month minimum
Within
14d
clients report stable energy and sleep markers
Up to
12+
biomarkers tracked per quarter through standardized blood work
Why this works when others haven't
The online coach you tried before
Morton Training & Coaching
From the founders running it
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This program changed how I was operating my business and the quality of my work. Before Bart, I tried multiple general population trainers — but I needed someone who understood high-stress, long-hour entrepreneurship. After the program: brain fog gone, well-rested mornings, constant and consistent energy throughout the day. I'd highly recommend Bart to any founder struggling with the same symptoms I was.
Brady Badour
Founder, Growth Operator & Mentorify
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After months of working with Bart, I saw real changes — not just physically, but in how I showed up day-to-day. Better mood, lower stress, more energy, and everyday tasks got easier. He kept my nutrition dialed and my training consistent even when business was running me ragged. If you're trying to perform at a higher level in your work, this is the move.
Jon Barnes
Co-Founder, Barnes Mulching & Excavation
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Before Bart, I was running Customers on Command off energy drinks and maybe one real meal a day. A few weeks in, I wasn't dragging through the afternoon anymore. I was sleeping through the night. I saw changes in my body I'd been trying to get for years on my own. But what set it apart was the accountability — there were stretches where I had zero motivation and he still kept me locked in. If you're a founder running on empty, go talk to him.
Ciaran Houlihan
Founder, Customers on Command & GetDealFlow.ai
Built for
Five criteria. If you don't see yourself in all of them, this isn't the program for you. That's not a sales tactic — it's the truth.
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You're running or building a real business with real revenue
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You've either tried this kind of program and outgrown it, or you've waited for one built at your level
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You're sitting eight or more hours a day and your body is starting to push back
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You can commit to a weekly call — not occasionally, every week
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You're done treating health as the thing you'll fix next quarter
Next step
Two-minute application. If you qualify, you'll get a calendar link to book a 30-minute call with me directly.
Apply now →Must qualify · Limited availability